BAND NAME: Hell Bovine
GENRE: Grindcore / Noise
STATUS: Active
LOCATION: Beaufort, South Carolina
Lineup:
Lance Sutton - Everything
Links:
Discography:
Tool Of Satan (demo)
August 15, 2009, Independent (Digital)
September 25, 2011, Independent (Digital)
1. MIDI Brutality Anointed 0:53
2. Righteous Action Through Holy Ghost Power 0:07
3. Commandment 0:34
4. Never Falling From Grace 1:47
5. G0d Iz Gr8! 0:37
6. Unashamed Of The Gospel 0:24
7. Victory Through Praise 1:01
8. Stay Busy 0:42
9. Job Skills: Breathing 0:10
10. Give Me Your Door 0:46
11. Reach For The Pie 0:11
12. Necessity Vs. Luxury Of Tacos 1:01
13. Stink I 0:13
14. Get Divorced On MySpace 1:07
15. Marine Corps Kung Fu Fighting Program 0:14
16. Dead For A Long Time 0:35
17. Sugar Coating Things Isn't Always Necessary...But It Tastes So Good 0:59
18. Vegetables Of Death 0:30
19. Tool Of Satan 3:53
Food!
September 5, 2009, Independent (Digital)
September 25, 2011, Independent (Digital)
1. Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner 20:23
Cow Rot (split)
January 18, 2010, Independent (CD-R)
August 27, 2021, Coleiosis Records (Digital)
All tracks by Hell Bovine can be downloaded from his Bandcamp
18. Hell Bovine - Gigantic Cow Vs. Big Lizard 1:35
19. Hell Bovine - Drive-Through Diner 0:31
20. Hell Bovine - Aussie Osbourne 1:51
21. Hell Bovine - Why Are You Dancing? 0:45
22. Hell Bovine - Rigorous Fart Tempo Change 0:52
23. Hell Bovine - Rotten Taco Sewage 1:20
24. Hell Bovine - Of Fate And Dentistry 0:48
25. Hell Bovine - Delete Your Liespace 0:29
26. Hell Bovine - Sorry About Using Your Name In Vain 0:44
27. Hell Bovine - Dysfunctionally Rotting Out 1:46
EFODDPHC - The Early Demos (compilation)
January 18, 2010, Independent (Digital)
October 1, 2011, Independent (Digital)
Tracks 1-30 were intended to be on the unreleased full-length "Endless Farm Of Disemboweled Demonically Possessed Heifer Corpses" and included no vocals.
Tracks 31-36 were included on Hell Bovine's old MySpace page, and include vocals.
Tracks 40-43 are the very first Hell Bovine songs recorded in 2007.
1. Intro 0:11
2. Leaving The Church Of Disobedience 1:14
3. Love Is Grind 0:38
4. Killing Utensils 0:20
5. Saviour Of My Very Soul In The Key Of F Major 0:33
6. Satan Will Die A Brutal, Gorrific Death 2:37
7. Car Crashes Rule, Unless You're In One 1:34
8. Patient Endurance Through Impossible Trials 0:11
9. In My Heart There's A Grind Named After You 2:20
10. Behold... 0:31
11. This Song Sucks Even More! 1:02
12. Grinding For God! 0:30
13. Grind Praise Ear Death 3:40
14. Eating All Your Food In The Key Of Ab Major 1:03
15. It's A Good Day To Grind 1:20
16. Set Me Free 1:29
17. Christ Kills Demons 1:00
18. Grinding Till The Day I Die 0:53
19. Life Needs Frogs (Inspired By Jose Blanco) 1:41
20. It's Moosic! 1:04
21. Just Makin' A Joyful Noise 3:28
22. Banjo Grind! 0:25
23. What Was I Thinking?! 1:32
24. Let All Who Have Breath... 1:47
25. Calvary 0:07
26. Where Will You Go When You Die? 1:07
27. Unfaithful... 1:13
28. Baptized In Water 1:37
29. Oh, Thine Heavenly Blastbeats 4:18
30. Ballpoint Pen Grindage 1:04
31. Disembowelment Of The Fallen Angels 1:06
32. Get Mind Out Of Gutter 1:08
33. Satan Will Die A Brutal Gorrific Death (With Vocals) 2:37
34. Just Makin' A Joyful Noise (With Vocals) 3:28
35. Intro (With Vocals) 0:13
36. Christ Kills Demons (With Vocals) 1:00
37. Killing Utensils (Gore Version) 0:20
38. A Moment Of Gore 1:20
39. Some More Gore 0:18
40. Untitled 1 (Jazzgrind) 1:27
41. Untitled 2 (Piano n' Organs) 1:56
42. Untitled 3 (Acrapacoustic Guitarded) 1:28
43. Untitled 4 (Stupid Cheese) 1:36
44. Littering And... 0:56
45. Using A Convenience Store Receipt As Toilet Paper 0:52
5 Lessons In Musical Scatology (split)
July 19, 2010, Vomit Bucket Productions (CD-R)
All tracks by Hell Bovine can be downloaded from his Bandcamp
17. Hell Bovine - Hot Beef Corrosion 1:33
18. Hell Bovine - When The Cow Comes Around 1:03
19. Hell Bovine - Take A Shower, You Smell 1:05
20. Hell Bovine - Ignorance Sandwich 1:55
21. Hell Bovine - Rated R For Retarded 1:06
22. Hell Bovine - Moose Redemption 1:40
23. Hell Bovine - Mutilation In The Groin Area 0:55
Dirty Taco Agenda
May 20, 2010, Independent (Digital)
October 7, 2011, Independent (Digital)
1. Midnight Squirrel Jousting Fights In The Middle Of The Road 1:20
2. Dirty Taco Pt. 1 (This Mexican Pizza Sure Looks Suspicious, But I'll Eat It Anyway) 2:00
3. Dirty Taco Interlude (Immediate Regret Consumes My Being As The Abomination Explores My Digestive Tract) 0:24
4. Dirty Taco Pt. 2 (That Was Way More Painful Going Out Than Coming In) 1:55
5. Bottom Feeder Rock 'N' Roll 1:43
BONUS TRACKS
6. Rated R For Retarded (No Vocals) 1:06
7. 7 Songs From Bell Hovine 3:57
Punch You In The Pituitary Gland!!! (single)
December 25, 2010, Independent (Digital)
May 7, 2013, Independent (Digital)
Track 1 was recorded on a boat on August 8, 2010
Track 2 was recorded on land on December 25, 2010
1. Punch You In The Pituitary Gland 3:45
2. Ereeerrab Bkmlmkbh (Pocket Dialing) 1:34
Dire Diner's Diary Of Diarrhea: A Collection Of Mouth-Watering Abominations (album)
August 17, 2013, Independent (Digital)
August 8, 2015, Lencho Recs (CD-R)
The word "diarrhea" in the title is misspelled as "diahrrea".
1. Melted Bowel And Organ Salad With Olive Oil And Chunks Of Grilled Brain Matter 1:44
2. Deviled Brain Delicacies, With A Dash Of Paprika, Chives And Eyeballs 0:46
3. Human Skull Cereal Bowl Filled With Crunchy Wheat Things Soaked In Rotting Demonic Bovine "Milk" 1:04
4. Disgusting, Rotted, Vomit-Soaked Hands Smothered In Foul-Smelling Soy Sauce 0:34
5. Charred Fast Food Hors D'oeuvres, Sprinkled With Regurgitated Fingernails Of People Afflicted With Pica 1:31
6. Enchilaburritacodillas, Containing The Aftermath Of An Explosive Cannibalistic Food Fight 1:02
7. Gore Sandwich With Goretato Salad Topped With An Intense Desire To Murder A Nearby Lifeform 0:58
8. Obliteration Of The Soft Palate By Intense Burning Mexican Food 0:47
9. Severed Helping Hands That Laugh At You As They Travel Down Your Esophagus 0:39
10. Regurgitated Blood Broth Soup, With Stewed Tomatoes And Offal Chunks 0:58
11. Decapitation Beach Volleyball 1:12
12. Lamb Offal Patty, Cooked On A Grill With Onions And Topped With Glow-In-The-Dark Cheese Product 1:04
13. Chicken Gore Soup With Magical Fairyland Talking Mushrooms 0:36
14. Hot Dog Burger Taco Casserole, Deep-Fried And Splattered With Scalding, Flesh-Melting Butter 0:36
15. Baked Flesh Potato Chips With Fresh Sewage Salsa (The Chunky Kind) 0:41
16. Traumatizing Flesh Burger Made From The Smiles Of Conniving Space Clowns 0:53
17. Eskimo-Style Blubber Slurpee With Whipped Cream (Or Sour Cream, Not Like It Matters) 0:51
18. Finger Lickin' Good Scientologist-Cannibal Salad, With Bacon, A Surgically Removed Appendix And Mechanically Separated Chicken 1:22
19. Flayed Vermin Projectiles Launched In Your Mouth With A Trebuchet Constructed Entirely Out Of Human Femurs 0:55
20. Splattered Cranial Remains Of Some Poor Soul Who Listened To R. Black's "Friday" And J. Bieber's "Baby" One Too Many Times 0:37
21. Intestinal Spaghetti With Sulphuric Wine Vinegarette And Questionable Foliage-Based Toppings 0:41
22. Pre-Digested Pizza Burger In Human Bile, Served With A Variety Of Ungodly, Indescribably Inhumane Toppings 0:41
23. The Hungry Hungry Emaciated Vegetarian Cannibal Salad Made From Meat-Eating Plants 1:50
24. Oodles Of Poodles, Mutilated And Made To Look Like Noodles 0:49
25. Fish That Smell Like Feet (100% Bird Nest) 0:27
26. Slow-Roasted Wildebeest Tenderloin, Cut Into Four Triangles, Served On A Melted Plastic Plate, With A Dash Of Gravy Butt-Butter 2:34
27. Severed Leg Recovered From Demon-Infested Lands, Tenderized And Soaked In Childrens' Tears And Horseradish (Mr. Wirt Approves) 0:54
28. Indiana Jones' Intestinal Rope 1:04
29. Glittery Vampire Blood Slurpee Sundae (With Extra Cherries) 0:56
30. Mashed Eyeballs With Singed Eyebrow Hair Catsup 1:20
31. Ring Around The Toilet (Onion Rings From Unspeakable Places) 0:47
32. Hollowed Out Heads, Brought To A Slow Broil In The Jacuzzi With Carrots And Onions 1:44
33. Stuffed Pancreas Surprise (Pockets That Are Hot) 0:46
34. Rib Cannon Held Together With Radioactive Meat Glue Recovered From The 9th Level Of Traitors And Murderers 0:54
35. Sentient Zombie Tacos With A Side Of Deep-Fried Ranch Dressing 0:09
36. Delicious Fried Egg Burger, Made By A Blind Recovering Alcoholic With Leprosy And Attention Deficit Disorder 1:18
37. Apricot Chicken With Asparagus, Sprinkled With Teflon Flakes And Burnt-On Cheese 0:52
38. Diabetic Carnivore Cannibal Zombie Apocalypse Meat Cream (Mr. Brimley Approves) 0:36
39. Armageddon Super Fun Time Ice Cream Slamwich 0:34
40. Rocky Road Corny Chocolate Abomination 0:34
41. Flesh Ke-Bobs, Grilled And Served On Recycled Hercules Hooks 0:34
42. Filet-O-Brains Sandwich With Broiled Carnivorous Oysters And Vampiric Butt-Faced Creatures Of The Abyss 2:30
DxTxS / Hell Bovine (split)
Punch You In The Pituitary Gland!!! (single)
December 25, 2010, Independent (Digital)
May 7, 2013, Independent (Digital)
Track 1 was recorded on a boat on August 8, 2010
Track 2 was recorded on land on December 25, 2010
1. Punch You In The Pituitary Gland 3:45
2. Ereeerrab Bkmlmkbh (Pocket Dialing) 1:34
Dire Diner's Diary Of Diarrhea: A Collection Of Mouth-Watering Abominations (album)
August 17, 2013, Independent (Digital)
August 8, 2015, Lencho Recs (CD-R)
The word "diarrhea" in the title is misspelled as "diahrrea".
1. Melted Bowel And Organ Salad With Olive Oil And Chunks Of Grilled Brain Matter 1:44
2. Deviled Brain Delicacies, With A Dash Of Paprika, Chives And Eyeballs 0:46
3. Human Skull Cereal Bowl Filled With Crunchy Wheat Things Soaked In Rotting Demonic Bovine "Milk" 1:04
4. Disgusting, Rotted, Vomit-Soaked Hands Smothered In Foul-Smelling Soy Sauce 0:34
5. Charred Fast Food Hors D'oeuvres, Sprinkled With Regurgitated Fingernails Of People Afflicted With Pica 1:31
6. Enchilaburritacodillas, Containing The Aftermath Of An Explosive Cannibalistic Food Fight 1:02
7. Gore Sandwich With Goretato Salad Topped With An Intense Desire To Murder A Nearby Lifeform 0:58
8. Obliteration Of The Soft Palate By Intense Burning Mexican Food 0:47
9. Severed Helping Hands That Laugh At You As They Travel Down Your Esophagus 0:39
10. Regurgitated Blood Broth Soup, With Stewed Tomatoes And Offal Chunks 0:58
11. Decapitation Beach Volleyball 1:12
12. Lamb Offal Patty, Cooked On A Grill With Onions And Topped With Glow-In-The-Dark Cheese Product 1:04
13. Chicken Gore Soup With Magical Fairyland Talking Mushrooms 0:36
14. Hot Dog Burger Taco Casserole, Deep-Fried And Splattered With Scalding, Flesh-Melting Butter 0:36
15. Baked Flesh Potato Chips With Fresh Sewage Salsa (The Chunky Kind) 0:41
16. Traumatizing Flesh Burger Made From The Smiles Of Conniving Space Clowns 0:53
17. Eskimo-Style Blubber Slurpee With Whipped Cream (Or Sour Cream, Not Like It Matters) 0:51
18. Finger Lickin' Good Scientologist-Cannibal Salad, With Bacon, A Surgically Removed Appendix And Mechanically Separated Chicken 1:22
19. Flayed Vermin Projectiles Launched In Your Mouth With A Trebuchet Constructed Entirely Out Of Human Femurs 0:55
20. Splattered Cranial Remains Of Some Poor Soul Who Listened To R. Black's "Friday" And J. Bieber's "Baby" One Too Many Times 0:37
21. Intestinal Spaghetti With Sulphuric Wine Vinegarette And Questionable Foliage-Based Toppings 0:41
22. Pre-Digested Pizza Burger In Human Bile, Served With A Variety Of Ungodly, Indescribably Inhumane Toppings 0:41
23. The Hungry Hungry Emaciated Vegetarian Cannibal Salad Made From Meat-Eating Plants 1:50
24. Oodles Of Poodles, Mutilated And Made To Look Like Noodles 0:49
25. Fish That Smell Like Feet (100% Bird Nest) 0:27
26. Slow-Roasted Wildebeest Tenderloin, Cut Into Four Triangles, Served On A Melted Plastic Plate, With A Dash Of Gravy Butt-Butter 2:34
27. Severed Leg Recovered From Demon-Infested Lands, Tenderized And Soaked In Childrens' Tears And Horseradish (Mr. Wirt Approves) 0:54
28. Indiana Jones' Intestinal Rope 1:04
29. Glittery Vampire Blood Slurpee Sundae (With Extra Cherries) 0:56
30. Mashed Eyeballs With Singed Eyebrow Hair Catsup 1:20
31. Ring Around The Toilet (Onion Rings From Unspeakable Places) 0:47
32. Hollowed Out Heads, Brought To A Slow Broil In The Jacuzzi With Carrots And Onions 1:44
33. Stuffed Pancreas Surprise (Pockets That Are Hot) 0:46
34. Rib Cannon Held Together With Radioactive Meat Glue Recovered From The 9th Level Of Traitors And Murderers 0:54
35. Sentient Zombie Tacos With A Side Of Deep-Fried Ranch Dressing 0:09
36. Delicious Fried Egg Burger, Made By A Blind Recovering Alcoholic With Leprosy And Attention Deficit Disorder 1:18
37. Apricot Chicken With Asparagus, Sprinkled With Teflon Flakes And Burnt-On Cheese 0:52
38. Diabetic Carnivore Cannibal Zombie Apocalypse Meat Cream (Mr. Brimley Approves) 0:36
39. Armageddon Super Fun Time Ice Cream Slamwich 0:34
40. Rocky Road Corny Chocolate Abomination 0:34
41. Flesh Ke-Bobs, Grilled And Served On Recycled Hercules Hooks 0:34
42. Filet-O-Brains Sandwich With Broiled Carnivorous Oysters And Vampiric Butt-Faced Creatures Of The Abyss 2:30
DxTxS / Hell Bovine (split)
July 29, 2013, Independent (Digital)
September 2, 2013, Independent (Digital)
11. Hell Bovine - Putrefied Mucus Factory 1:13
12. Hell Bovine - Regretfully Consuming Outback's Misteak 1:00
13. Hell Bovine - Virulent Hamburger Domination 0:41
14. Hell Bovine - Ramsayan-Style Reverse Ingestion 1:13
15. Hell Bovine - Death To Bovine 0:43
16. Hell Bovine - Frankly, I Could Do Without Hot Dogs 1:02
17. Hell Bovine - Flatulent Symmetry 1:12
18. Hell Bovine - MRSA Milkshake At The Local In-Patient Hospital 0:38
19. Hell Bovine - Unhelpful Bowel Relocation 1:37
20. Hell Bovine - Verminous Halberdier 1:28
A Very Bovine Christmas (May 20, 2014, Independent) (Digital)
Recorded during the 2013 Christmas season. All music was recorded on one track and divided later on.
1. North Pole Preparation Of Unnatural Ethereal Mega-Transport Sleigh Ride For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve 0:54
2. Rockin' Around The Pagan Idol 0:41
3. Defying The Laws Of Space, Time, And Gravity To Deliver Brand New Xbox Consoles To Deprived And Needy Children 0:51
4. Triple Bypass Surgery Necessary For Transportation Through Middle-Class Home Chimneys 0:43
5. Reindeer Fecal Matter And Coal Placed In Oversized Socks For Ill-Tempered And Misbehaved Children 0:37
6. Santa Performing Illegal Omniscient Surveillance On All Potential Gift Recipients 0:36
7. Stockings Stuffed With Holiday Cheer And Diabeetus 0:38
8. Rudolph's Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against The North Pole For Racial Discrimination 0:51
9. Torn Apart Into Indiscernable Viscera By Santa's Claws 0:35
10. Residents Of The Island Of Misfit Toys Performing Pagan Rituals To Spread Holiday Cheer And Savings Everywhere 0:24
11. The Little Drvmmer Boy Joined A Trve Kvlt Norwegian Black Metal Band And Enjoys Blast Beats Thorovghly 0:19
12. Frosty The Snowman's Permanent Death Due To Global Warming Attributed To Toxic Levels Of Exhaust From Santa's Sleigh 0:27
13. Greed-Driven Consumerisitc Mindset Causing Borderline-Cannibalistic And Homicidal Tendencies In The American Public (Holiday Spirit) 1:12
14. Decking The Halls With The Aftermath Of Santa's Slay 0:53
15. Santa's Beard Is Chuck Norris 0:31
16. Santa's Affiliation With Beelzebub 0:21
17. The Greatest Gift Ever Given Is Jesus 0:47
Bell Hovine + Unreleased Tracks And B(ovine)-Sides (compilation, July 23, 2014, Independent) (Digital)
Tracks 1-33 are Bell Hovine, an album recorded in 2009 that was never released until the above date.
1. Bell Hovine 0:26
2. Enivob Lleh 0:43
3. Bev Holleni 0:17
4. Bleh Onilve 0:18
5. Elven Bolhi 0:07
6. Bole Vhleni 0:23
7. Olive Nehib 0:15
8. Vine Bohell 0:13
9. Blovie Henl 0:12
10. Vile Hoblen 0:44
11. Vell Hobine 0:08
12. Bile Vlohen 0:11
13. Henob Velli 0:05
14. Veil Obelhn 0:39
15. Hole Ivleib 0:24
16. Hoe Benlvil 0:07
17. Vino Behell 0:22
18. Level Hobin 0:31
19. Oven Billeh 0:22
20. Vein Ohbell 0:14
21. Nevi Hellob 0:19
22. Nobell Hive 1:10
23. Bevel Ohnil 0:12
24. Hellno Vibe 0:27
25. Love Helnib 1:32
26. Eve Bilolhn 0:45
27. Lob Liveneh 0:31
28. Lie Novhebl 0:48
29. Levole Bivn 0:11
30. Bovine Hell 0:29
31. Believ Ohln 0:14
32. Evil Henlob 0:31
33. Hell Bovine 1:08
34. Keep Your Hands To Yourself 2:04
35. God Grant Me Strength 1:39
36. His Holy Arsenal 1:26
37. Keep Your Hands To Yourself (Other Version) 2:03
38. Negativity Causes Cancer 1:53
39. Unreal Estate 0:40
40. Saving Up Money For A New Keyboard 1:07
41. Controlled Chaotic Environment 0:18
42. Got A Keyboard I Couldn't Afford 0:26
43. An Opinionated Crowd 1:09
44. Cranky Doucheface Anthem 0:07
45. The Faint Taste Of Bacteria Grown Overnight In Your Mouth 0:22
46. An Undesirable Tongue Lashing 0:09
47. His Holy Arsenal (Other Version) 1:23
48. Sludge Butter Relish Cream Hot Dog 1:16
49. The Just-Got-Punched-Through-The-Face Blues 2:49
50. All Day I Dream About Pancakes 0:26
51. Orthodontic Resin Nightmares 1:13
52. Apocageddon Armapocalypse 1:48
53. Deadly Milk Mortality! 1:30
54. The Physics Of Grind 3:10
Equine Vs. Bovine: Origins (split)
July 26, 2014, Independent (Digital)
July 26, 2014, Noisegrind Bastard Recordings (Digital)
July 26, 2014, Anal Grin Records (Digital)
Hell Bovine tracks selected from the album "Bell Hovine".
5. Hell Bovine - Bevel Ohnil 0:12
6. Hell Bovine - Bole Vhleni 0:23
7. Hell Bovine - Evil Henlob 0:31
8. Hell Bovine - Hellno Vibe 0:27
9. Hell Bovine - Vell Hobine 0:08
The Slaughtered Lamb Split
November 23, 2014, Christian Grind Records (CD, Digital)
November 23, 2014, SkyBurnsBlack Records (CD, Digital)
The artist's page shows these song titles in their fullness, while the full split's pages do not.
45. Hell Bovine - Meticulous Bovine Enhancement Through Invasive Extradimensional Procedure 1:37
46. Hell Bovine - Continuous Process Improvement, Made Possible Through Ham Sandwich And Sausage Gravy Induced Vigilance 1:47
47. Hell Bovine - Evil Demons Sent Into Fecal Terror Overdrive Through Presence Of The Omnipresent 0:39
48. Hell Bovine - The Goat Simulator Equates To Satan's Activities On Planet Earth 0:40
49. Hell Bovine - Enlightenment Achieved Through Early Morning Visits To Breakfast Establishments 1:08
50. Hell Bovine - Spawn Of Satan Meat Hoagies, Served With Potato Chips And Warnings Of Eternal Damnation 0:38
51. Hell Bovine - Saints Of Jesus Christ Protected Through Holy Spirit-Empowered Kevlar Helmets 0:23
52. Hell Bovine - Systematic Disembowelment, Dismemberment, Decapitation, And Demoralization Of Satan's Defeated, Decrepit Corpse 2:18
I Accidentally A Song... (single, December 7, 2014, Independent) (Digital)
Track 1 was recorded on November 28, 2014.
Track 2 was recorded sometime in 2008.
1. Fiejij 3:20
2. Pardon My English... 2:11
Raw Grind Resurrection (split, March 2015, Crippling Pain Records) (Cassette)
All tracks by Hell Bovine can be viewed on his Bandcamp
Side B:
15. Hell Bovine - Big Ol' Cow With A Big Ol' Battle Axe 0:50
16. Hell Bovine - Allow Me To Ruin Your Day With 20 Selfies On Your News Feed 0:50
17. Hell Bovine - Myrtle Beach, SC Residents Are "Rattled" By Rattlesnakes 0:40
18. Hell Bovine - Obamacare: It's What's For Dinner 0:35
19. Hell Bovine - Scrumptious Roadkill Possum Stew 0:42
20. Hell Bovine - Life Makes More Sense With Jesus 0:57
21. Hell Bovine - Satan Got Dysentery And The New Nickelback Album For Christmas 0:56
Desiccant Taco Appendage (album)
April 20, 2015, Independent (Digital)
August 8, 2015, Lencho Recs (CD-R)
1. Deconstructed Trivial Appendectomy 1:51
2. In Retrospection Of Digested Waffles 0:27
3. The Ghost Of Painful Bowel Movement's Past 1:22
4. Trifecta Of Misshapen Tragic Vending Machines 0:46
5. As Protective As A Styrofoam Door 1:41
6. Why Is My PODX3 Giving Me Troubles? 1:03
7. Unhealthy Obsession With Sunflower Seeds 2:19
8. Bible Study Time At My Favorite Breakfast Location (Waffle House) 1:08
9. Carefully Removing And Cleaning My Brain-Housing-Group 0:45
10. The First Law Of Physics And The Second Rule Of Gun Safety 0:40
11. A Torrent Of Wind And Illegal Downloads 1:47
12. Soldering Yourself To Death 0:49
13. I Forgot To Bring My Ditch Witch 4:02
14. Terrible Movie Adaptation Of Your Favorite Video Game 0:57
15. Inescapable Cloud Of Depression (And Mosquitoes) 0:32
16. Infernal Bovine Is My Hell Bovine Cover Band (Blizzard Please Don't Sue Me) 1:12
17. Curved Screens Are For People With Curved Faces 1:30
18. Throwing Powdered Bleach Into Random Washers At The Laundromat 2:20
19. Today, The Lowcountry; Tomorrow, The World 0:41
20. Phyrexian Sleeper Agents Vs. Hilton Head Real Estate Agents 3:33
21. Life Without Jesus Is Like Salsa Without Onions 1:00
22. I Desiccan't Do This Alone 0:37
23. Reconstructed Swinery Conspiracy; Deophobic Cleric Of Bovine Flesh Amelioration 1:22
24. Why Are You Throwing Socket Wrenches At Squirrels? 0:56
25. Dirty Taco Pt. 3 (Diagnosed With Post-Tacomatic Stress Disorder) 8:55
2 Ways To Sift Through Visceral Debris (split)
October 7, 2015, Deathtones Records (Digital)
October 7, 2015, Lencho Recs (CD-R)
All tracks by Hell Bovine can be downloaded on his Bandcamp
7. Hell Bovine - Tertiary Gigglefarts 0:43
8. Hell Bovine - Sir Daniel Grotesque 0:42
9. Hell Bovine - This Armchair Recliner Is My Greatest Defense 0:50
10. Hell Bovine - Dreams Of Zergling Invasions And Other Massacres 1:05
11. Hell Bovine - Smash-Cut To The Bleached White Skeleton King 1:24
12. Hell Bovine - I Do Grindcore On Weekends And Holidays 0:44
13. Hell Bovine - Perilous Consumption Of High-Octane Curry 1:49
14. Hell Bovine - Facebook Proliferates Ebola Provocatively 0:32
15. Hell Bovine - Hilton Head Does Ocean-Front Property Like KFC Does Chicken 0:28
Leprae / Hell Bovine (split, March 26, 2016, Independent) (Digital)
1. Hell Bovine - Stabbed With A Week Old Baguette 2:21
2. Hell Bovine - Terrorists In Penguin Onesies 1:18
3. Hell Bovine - Bewildered By Riverwheel Aerialists 0:31
4. Hell Bovine - Ramen Noodles On My Pizza 1:00
5. Hell Bovine - Suspended In Marmite Gelatin 0:53
6. Hell Bovine - Turn Your Lightsaber Into A Selfie Stick In Three Easy Steps 0:10
7. Hell Bovine - Ground Leprosy Burger Smoothie 0:48
8. Hell Bovine - Tumblr Exacerbates Vitriol Generously 1:45
9. Hell Bovine - Innocuous Rift Support 0:47
Food Two (May 22, 2016, Independent) (Digital)
1. Brunch - Potluck - Second Breakfast 23:16
Moo What Thou Milk (album, November 13, 2018, Independent) (Digital)
1. Illuminati Piñata Party 1:40
2. I Really Enjoy Going To Church 0:28
3. Redefined Bean Burrito 0:51
4. I Put Sriracha On My Dairy Products 0:28
5. Whole Foods Turned Church Of Satan Turned Parker's Gas Station 0:12
6. Our Worship Team Has Four Kazoos And A Vuvuzela 0:47
7. Cold Marmite Sandwiches 0:50
8. Y'all Really Need The Holy Ghost 0:59
9. Dare To Try The Daring Dairy 0:37
10. Tool Of Satan II (Toolboxes Anonymous) 3:22
11. Mr. Cowley (You Fooled All The People With Moo-gic) 0:28
12. Motionless In Whitecastle (Or The Big City Slider Binge) 0:36
13. How Can The Sky Be Burning If It's Black? 0:46
14. My Clam Tokens Gain Banding 0:43
15. JeLlYfIsH ViSiOn 0:48
16. Moo What Thou Milk 1:42
Hell Bovine / Ihateyourguts (split)
11. Hell Bovine - Putrefied Mucus Factory 1:13
12. Hell Bovine - Regretfully Consuming Outback's Misteak 1:00
13. Hell Bovine - Virulent Hamburger Domination 0:41
14. Hell Bovine - Ramsayan-Style Reverse Ingestion 1:13
15. Hell Bovine - Death To Bovine 0:43
16. Hell Bovine - Frankly, I Could Do Without Hot Dogs 1:02
17. Hell Bovine - Flatulent Symmetry 1:12
18. Hell Bovine - MRSA Milkshake At The Local In-Patient Hospital 0:38
19. Hell Bovine - Unhelpful Bowel Relocation 1:37
20. Hell Bovine - Verminous Halberdier 1:28
A Very Bovine Christmas (May 20, 2014, Independent) (Digital)
Recorded during the 2013 Christmas season. All music was recorded on one track and divided later on.
1. North Pole Preparation Of Unnatural Ethereal Mega-Transport Sleigh Ride For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve 0:54
2. Rockin' Around The Pagan Idol 0:41
3. Defying The Laws Of Space, Time, And Gravity To Deliver Brand New Xbox Consoles To Deprived And Needy Children 0:51
4. Triple Bypass Surgery Necessary For Transportation Through Middle-Class Home Chimneys 0:43
5. Reindeer Fecal Matter And Coal Placed In Oversized Socks For Ill-Tempered And Misbehaved Children 0:37
6. Santa Performing Illegal Omniscient Surveillance On All Potential Gift Recipients 0:36
7. Stockings Stuffed With Holiday Cheer And Diabeetus 0:38
8. Rudolph's Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against The North Pole For Racial Discrimination 0:51
9. Torn Apart Into Indiscernable Viscera By Santa's Claws 0:35
10. Residents Of The Island Of Misfit Toys Performing Pagan Rituals To Spread Holiday Cheer And Savings Everywhere 0:24
11. The Little Drvmmer Boy Joined A Trve Kvlt Norwegian Black Metal Band And Enjoys Blast Beats Thorovghly 0:19
12. Frosty The Snowman's Permanent Death Due To Global Warming Attributed To Toxic Levels Of Exhaust From Santa's Sleigh 0:27
13. Greed-Driven Consumerisitc Mindset Causing Borderline-Cannibalistic And Homicidal Tendencies In The American Public (Holiday Spirit) 1:12
14. Decking The Halls With The Aftermath Of Santa's Slay 0:53
15. Santa's Beard Is Chuck Norris 0:31
16. Santa's Affiliation With Beelzebub 0:21
17. The Greatest Gift Ever Given Is Jesus 0:47
Bell Hovine + Unreleased Tracks And B(ovine)-Sides (compilation, July 23, 2014, Independent) (Digital)
Tracks 1-33 are Bell Hovine, an album recorded in 2009 that was never released until the above date.
1. Bell Hovine 0:26
2. Enivob Lleh 0:43
3. Bev Holleni 0:17
4. Bleh Onilve 0:18
5. Elven Bolhi 0:07
6. Bole Vhleni 0:23
7. Olive Nehib 0:15
8. Vine Bohell 0:13
9. Blovie Henl 0:12
10. Vile Hoblen 0:44
11. Vell Hobine 0:08
12. Bile Vlohen 0:11
13. Henob Velli 0:05
14. Veil Obelhn 0:39
15. Hole Ivleib 0:24
16. Hoe Benlvil 0:07
17. Vino Behell 0:22
18. Level Hobin 0:31
19. Oven Billeh 0:22
20. Vein Ohbell 0:14
21. Nevi Hellob 0:19
22. Nobell Hive 1:10
23. Bevel Ohnil 0:12
24. Hellno Vibe 0:27
25. Love Helnib 1:32
26. Eve Bilolhn 0:45
27. Lob Liveneh 0:31
28. Lie Novhebl 0:48
29. Levole Bivn 0:11
30. Bovine Hell 0:29
31. Believ Ohln 0:14
32. Evil Henlob 0:31
33. Hell Bovine 1:08
34. Keep Your Hands To Yourself 2:04
35. God Grant Me Strength 1:39
36. His Holy Arsenal 1:26
37. Keep Your Hands To Yourself (Other Version) 2:03
38. Negativity Causes Cancer 1:53
39. Unreal Estate 0:40
40. Saving Up Money For A New Keyboard 1:07
41. Controlled Chaotic Environment 0:18
42. Got A Keyboard I Couldn't Afford 0:26
43. An Opinionated Crowd 1:09
44. Cranky Doucheface Anthem 0:07
45. The Faint Taste Of Bacteria Grown Overnight In Your Mouth 0:22
46. An Undesirable Tongue Lashing 0:09
47. His Holy Arsenal (Other Version) 1:23
48. Sludge Butter Relish Cream Hot Dog 1:16
49. The Just-Got-Punched-Through-The-Face Blues 2:49
50. All Day I Dream About Pancakes 0:26
51. Orthodontic Resin Nightmares 1:13
52. Apocageddon Armapocalypse 1:48
53. Deadly Milk Mortality! 1:30
54. The Physics Of Grind 3:10
Equine Vs. Bovine: Origins (split)
July 26, 2014, Independent (Digital)
July 26, 2014, Noisegrind Bastard Recordings (Digital)
July 26, 2014, Anal Grin Records (Digital)
Hell Bovine tracks selected from the album "Bell Hovine".
5. Hell Bovine - Bevel Ohnil 0:12
6. Hell Bovine - Bole Vhleni 0:23
7. Hell Bovine - Evil Henlob 0:31
8. Hell Bovine - Hellno Vibe 0:27
9. Hell Bovine - Vell Hobine 0:08
The Slaughtered Lamb Split
November 23, 2014, Christian Grind Records (CD, Digital)
November 23, 2014, SkyBurnsBlack Records (CD, Digital)
The artist's page shows these song titles in their fullness, while the full split's pages do not.
45. Hell Bovine - Meticulous Bovine Enhancement Through Invasive Extradimensional Procedure 1:37
46. Hell Bovine - Continuous Process Improvement, Made Possible Through Ham Sandwich And Sausage Gravy Induced Vigilance 1:47
47. Hell Bovine - Evil Demons Sent Into Fecal Terror Overdrive Through Presence Of The Omnipresent 0:39
48. Hell Bovine - The Goat Simulator Equates To Satan's Activities On Planet Earth 0:40
49. Hell Bovine - Enlightenment Achieved Through Early Morning Visits To Breakfast Establishments 1:08
50. Hell Bovine - Spawn Of Satan Meat Hoagies, Served With Potato Chips And Warnings Of Eternal Damnation 0:38
51. Hell Bovine - Saints Of Jesus Christ Protected Through Holy Spirit-Empowered Kevlar Helmets 0:23
52. Hell Bovine - Systematic Disembowelment, Dismemberment, Decapitation, And Demoralization Of Satan's Defeated, Decrepit Corpse 2:18
I Accidentally A Song... (single, December 7, 2014, Independent) (Digital)
Track 1 was recorded on November 28, 2014.
Track 2 was recorded sometime in 2008.
1. Fiejij 3:20
2. Pardon My English... 2:11
Raw Grind Resurrection (split, March 2015, Crippling Pain Records) (Cassette)
All tracks by Hell Bovine can be viewed on his Bandcamp
Side B:
15. Hell Bovine - Big Ol' Cow With A Big Ol' Battle Axe 0:50
16. Hell Bovine - Allow Me To Ruin Your Day With 20 Selfies On Your News Feed 0:50
17. Hell Bovine - Myrtle Beach, SC Residents Are "Rattled" By Rattlesnakes 0:40
18. Hell Bovine - Obamacare: It's What's For Dinner 0:35
19. Hell Bovine - Scrumptious Roadkill Possum Stew 0:42
20. Hell Bovine - Life Makes More Sense With Jesus 0:57
21. Hell Bovine - Satan Got Dysentery And The New Nickelback Album For Christmas 0:56
Desiccant Taco Appendage (album)
April 20, 2015, Independent (Digital)
August 8, 2015, Lencho Recs (CD-R)
1. Deconstructed Trivial Appendectomy 1:51
2. In Retrospection Of Digested Waffles 0:27
3. The Ghost Of Painful Bowel Movement's Past 1:22
4. Trifecta Of Misshapen Tragic Vending Machines 0:46
5. As Protective As A Styrofoam Door 1:41
6. Why Is My PODX3 Giving Me Troubles? 1:03
7. Unhealthy Obsession With Sunflower Seeds 2:19
8. Bible Study Time At My Favorite Breakfast Location (Waffle House) 1:08
9. Carefully Removing And Cleaning My Brain-Housing-Group 0:45
10. The First Law Of Physics And The Second Rule Of Gun Safety 0:40
11. A Torrent Of Wind And Illegal Downloads 1:47
12. Soldering Yourself To Death 0:49
13. I Forgot To Bring My Ditch Witch 4:02
14. Terrible Movie Adaptation Of Your Favorite Video Game 0:57
15. Inescapable Cloud Of Depression (And Mosquitoes) 0:32
16. Infernal Bovine Is My Hell Bovine Cover Band (Blizzard Please Don't Sue Me) 1:12
17. Curved Screens Are For People With Curved Faces 1:30
18. Throwing Powdered Bleach Into Random Washers At The Laundromat 2:20
19. Today, The Lowcountry; Tomorrow, The World 0:41
20. Phyrexian Sleeper Agents Vs. Hilton Head Real Estate Agents 3:33
21. Life Without Jesus Is Like Salsa Without Onions 1:00
22. I Desiccan't Do This Alone 0:37
23. Reconstructed Swinery Conspiracy; Deophobic Cleric Of Bovine Flesh Amelioration 1:22
24. Why Are You Throwing Socket Wrenches At Squirrels? 0:56
25. Dirty Taco Pt. 3 (Diagnosed With Post-Tacomatic Stress Disorder) 8:55
2 Ways To Sift Through Visceral Debris (split)
October 7, 2015, Deathtones Records (Digital)
October 7, 2015, Lencho Recs (CD-R)
All tracks by Hell Bovine can be downloaded on his Bandcamp
7. Hell Bovine - Tertiary Gigglefarts 0:43
8. Hell Bovine - Sir Daniel Grotesque 0:42
9. Hell Bovine - This Armchair Recliner Is My Greatest Defense 0:50
10. Hell Bovine - Dreams Of Zergling Invasions And Other Massacres 1:05
11. Hell Bovine - Smash-Cut To The Bleached White Skeleton King 1:24
12. Hell Bovine - I Do Grindcore On Weekends And Holidays 0:44
13. Hell Bovine - Perilous Consumption Of High-Octane Curry 1:49
14. Hell Bovine - Facebook Proliferates Ebola Provocatively 0:32
15. Hell Bovine - Hilton Head Does Ocean-Front Property Like KFC Does Chicken 0:28
Leprae / Hell Bovine (split, March 26, 2016, Independent) (Digital)
1. Hell Bovine - Stabbed With A Week Old Baguette 2:21
2. Hell Bovine - Terrorists In Penguin Onesies 1:18
3. Hell Bovine - Bewildered By Riverwheel Aerialists 0:31
4. Hell Bovine - Ramen Noodles On My Pizza 1:00
5. Hell Bovine - Suspended In Marmite Gelatin 0:53
6. Hell Bovine - Turn Your Lightsaber Into A Selfie Stick In Three Easy Steps 0:10
7. Hell Bovine - Ground Leprosy Burger Smoothie 0:48
8. Hell Bovine - Tumblr Exacerbates Vitriol Generously 1:45
9. Hell Bovine - Innocuous Rift Support 0:47
Food Two (May 22, 2016, Independent) (Digital)
1. Brunch - Potluck - Second Breakfast 23:16
Moo What Thou Milk (album, November 13, 2018, Independent) (Digital)
1. Illuminati Piñata Party 1:40
2. I Really Enjoy Going To Church 0:28
3. Redefined Bean Burrito 0:51
4. I Put Sriracha On My Dairy Products 0:28
5. Whole Foods Turned Church Of Satan Turned Parker's Gas Station 0:12
6. Our Worship Team Has Four Kazoos And A Vuvuzela 0:47
7. Cold Marmite Sandwiches 0:50
8. Y'all Really Need The Holy Ghost 0:59
9. Dare To Try The Daring Dairy 0:37
10. Tool Of Satan II (Toolboxes Anonymous) 3:22
11. Mr. Cowley (You Fooled All The People With Moo-gic) 0:28
12. Motionless In Whitecastle (Or The Big City Slider Binge) 0:36
13. How Can The Sky Be Burning If It's Black? 0:46
14. My Clam Tokens Gain Banding 0:43
15. JeLlYfIsH ViSiOn 0:48
16. Moo What Thou Milk 1:42
Hell Bovine / Ihateyourguts (split)
December 21, 2018, Throne Of Bael Records (Digital)
August 28, 2021, Independent (Digital)
1. Hell Bovine - Chimichanga X Hot Sauce 0:19
2. Hell Bovine - Protein King (Have It Your Whey) 0:29
3. Hell Bovine - Halibut Vs. Haddock (Losing At Scattergories) 0:24
4. Hell Bovine - Tobagganing To The Abyss 0:27
5. Hell Bovine - Absolutely Shredding Mortgage Documents 0:32
6. Hell Bovine - Effective Avoidance Of Social Obligations 0:22
7. Hell Bovine - Fwump 0:12
8. Hell Bovine - Tutoring For Goblin Game 0:31
9. Hell Bovine - Is It Baklava Or Balaclava? 0:34
10. Hell Bovine - Pomegranate & Durian Tea 0:18
11. Hell Bovine - Ribcage Pupu Platter 0:15
12. Hell Bovine - I Despise Your Milk 0:48
1. Hell Bovine - Chimichanga X Hot Sauce 0:19
2. Hell Bovine - Protein King (Have It Your Whey) 0:29
3. Hell Bovine - Halibut Vs. Haddock (Losing At Scattergories) 0:24
4. Hell Bovine - Tobagganing To The Abyss 0:27
5. Hell Bovine - Absolutely Shredding Mortgage Documents 0:32
6. Hell Bovine - Effective Avoidance Of Social Obligations 0:22
7. Hell Bovine - Fwump 0:12
8. Hell Bovine - Tutoring For Goblin Game 0:31
9. Hell Bovine - Is It Baklava Or Balaclava? 0:34
10. Hell Bovine - Pomegranate & Durian Tea 0:18
11. Hell Bovine - Ribcage Pupu Platter 0:15
12. Hell Bovine - I Despise Your Milk 0:48
MEGABOVINE (split, August 31, 2021, Independent) (CD-R, Digital)
5. Hell Bovine - Unfathomable Flatulence 0:35
6. Hell Bovine - Magic Corn Dog Missile 0:52
7. Hell Bovine - Dookie Butter From Traitor Joe's 0:08
8. Hell Bovine - Udder Devastation 1:08
9. Hell Bovine - Cardboard Taco With Shredded Magic Card Meat 0:10
The Mega Split Of The Century (split, November 9, 2021, Independent) (Digital)
8. Hell Bovine - Long John Silver Overlord's Chicken With Tartarus Sauce 0:09
9. Hell Bovine - Seizure Salad With Diseased Walmart Romaine 0:19
10. Hell Bovine - Soundtrack To Crippling Lower Back Injuries 0:25
11. Hell Bovine - Flat Earth Chemtrail Retrogade Whale Vaccines For SARS-COV-2 0:17
12. Hell Bovine - Liquefied Livestock Measured In Metric (Or Animals As Liters) 0:20
Other songs:
Praying For Strength To Endure Increasing Customer Ineptitude (10 Seconds Compilation Vol. 2, Deathtones Records)
I Have Acquired A Significant Amount Of Mass Since The Days Of My Youth And, Sadly, Can No Longer Fit Into My Size Small Hardcore Tees (Band Shirt Is Killing Band Records Compilation Vol. 1, Deathtones Records)
These Hawaiian Tacos Have Taken Me Hostage (10 Seconds Compilation Vol. 3, Deathtones Records)
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